Wanking, jerking, using the toys, choking the chicken, filling the hole, whatever you want to call it—you know what I mean. Masturbating is a common activity that pretty much everyone on the planet has thought about, tried, or got caught doing. However, there's one question we might all be thinking, but not asking out loud: does masturbating burn calories? Well, stranger, I have the answer. The short answer: yes. Everything burns calories, from setting your neighbor's house on fire, to killing your cheating ex-boyfriend, and even jerking off.
AN app which monitors how many calories you burn while using a sex toy has been launched. Sex toy brand Zalo USA has introduced the interactive feature, which they claim is the first of its kind. The company says their algorithm is based on a study which suggested masturbating burns around three calories a minute. The stats Zalo quote suggests sex, including foreplay and climax, burn around 3. The brand even conducted its own tests on women, who found they burned through six calories a minute. The Chicago-based company has its own app, Zalo Remote, which is available from the Apple and Google Play stores, which links to their toys via Bluetooth. Their website says: "Innovative Bluetooth connectivity allows you to link your intimate toy to your smartphone with the ZALO app.
Masturbation is healthy. It helps to stabilize your blood pressure, is good for the cardiovascular system and releases happy hormones such as endorphins and oxytocin. Solo sex is also said to help keep our bodies in shape, but how many calories could you actually burn this way? Solo sex instead of the treadmill? Women can burn up to calories when they orgasm.
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